by Xelforp
oneilljgf wrote:
Gudjon Torfi Sigurdsson esq.,
You are hereby summoned to the Chapel in the East Wing of the North Tower (Ask Sphere for directions - he's always going there) where my good self, The Right Reverend Jeremiah Smallpiece DD. SJ. INQ. SPEC. will hear your confession and, should you show suitably remorse, may allow you to make amends by such penance as he sees fit including, but not limited to, a period of four weeks in sack cloth and ashes, three Grand-Pater Nosters (like Pater Nosters only much much longer), self-flagellation or six weeks on bread and water.
After that he MAY consider absolving you of your recent aberration and restoring your credibility as a Geek and upright member of this League.
Should you fail to attend this summons, do not expect the Inquisition. We look forward to your humble response. I will leave you with the concluding remark of Brother Ted Conn: Poof!
I remain, Your Most Humble and Obedient Servant etc...
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The Very Reverend Jeremiah Smallpiece
Est. 1849
Chaplain, LoEH
You are hereby summoned to the Chapel in the East Wing of the North Tower (Ask Sphere for directions - he's always going there) where my good self, The Right Reverend Jeremiah Smallpiece DD. SJ. INQ. SPEC. will hear your confession and, should you show suitably remorse, may allow you to make amends by such penance as he sees fit including, but not limited to, a period of four weeks in sack cloth and ashes, three Grand-Pater Nosters (like Pater Nosters only much much longer), self-flagellation or six weeks on bread and water.
After that he MAY consider absolving you of your recent aberration and restoring your credibility as a Geek and upright member of this League.
Should you fail to attend this summons, do not expect the Inquisition. We look forward to your humble response. I will leave you with the concluding remark of Brother Ted Conn: Poof!
I remain, Your Most Humble and Obedient Servant etc...
The Very Reverend Jeremiah Smallpiece
Est. 1849
Chaplain, LoEH
Father, I have sinned.
I must confess to blasphemy and taking the name of our Lord Wookie in vain. I will humbly take my penance in the East Wing of the North Tower, clad in a sack cloth (small or extra small) and ashes, humbly uttering my Great-Grand-Pater Nosters as often as is required and administrating self-flagellation of the most exquisite attention to detail and pain. I'll even forgo the bread and water.
At least that will keep me away from that damn high pitched wookie mewing for quite some time!