by Sphere
My wife and I were out celebrating this evening, and after dinner we decided to stop by a billiard parlor and shoot a few games of pool. I ordered beers, too, and the bartender said "I'm going to need to see IDs for those two", pointing at my wife and daughter."He wants to see your IDs", I called. As they walked over, my daughter handed over her ID and my wife said "you're kidding, right?". "No, I have to see them before I can serve you." She hands it over and the guys studies it for a moment, hands it back, and with a slightly sheepish look says "Happy Birthday, Ma'am."
I informed her afterwards that most women would kill to be carded on their 60th birthday! I'm a lucky man.
